Pick-Up Lines Overheard at the Racetrack

Pick-up lines can be funny, cute and often incredibly lame. Below is a sampling of pick-up lines overheard at the racetrack (OK, in some cases ones that we made up). Enjoy!
1. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared an exacta box?
2. I know I don't look like much now, but you are drinking Mint Juleps.
3. Pardon me, have you seen my missing Kentucky Derby trophy around here?
4. I like to play the races, and it looks like I’d cash an IRS ticket with you.
5. If you were a racehorse, you’d be on the top of my ticket.
6. Pardon me, are you in season?
7. Did your parents breed racehorses? They must have to make a colt/filly like you.
8. Someone call the outrider, because you just galloped away with my heart!

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9. Those silks look great on you!
10. My heart is pumping faster than Secretariat's in the 1973 Belmont Stakes.
11. Life without you would be like a busted Pick 4 ticket … worthless. Wait, let me double-check that ticket.

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12. Let’s commit the perfect crime: Gary Stevens will steal this race for us, and I’ll steal your heart.
13. Is there a stakes race today? I just found the winner I’ve been searching for!
14. Is there a starting gate nearby or is that my heart thundering?
15. It's not the Mint Juleps, I’m intoxicated by you.

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16. If you’re higher than even-money, I’m buying!
17. If you were a racehorse, your conformation would be flawless.
18. How does it feel to be the most beautiful filly in this place?
19. Are you taking applications for your next book of mares?

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20. You’re so hot, you make Woodbine feel like Del Mar.
21. Are you Zenyatta? Because you’re reeling me in.
22. Hey how many mares have you bred? Got room in the stud book for one more?

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23. Step away from my Mint Julep, you’re melting all the ice!