After doing a little online research about the dress code, you head to your closet, thinking that you’ll create the perfect outfit from your existing wardrobe:
This turns out to be laughably untrue.
It’s time for a whole new look!
First stop: get the perfect hat:
Then it’s time to hit the shops get the rest of your look just right:
When you can’t immediately find the perfect Breeders’ Cup ensemble, you may start to panic:
And you start feeling like:
But then you spot it: the perfect dress to go with your hat:
You try it on, and immediately say to yourself:
You send a photo of yourself to your friends, and they reply:
Finally: accessories:
And you’re feeling good and ready to hit up the Breeders’ Cup in style!
Now you just have to wait for the World Championships….